Short Summary:
Dream sequence starting off, so predictable. All the main characters are trapped in a pile of rubble… what’s going on again?
Lots and lots and lots of CG. Whole lots of CG. A whole universe of CG… to show us… Michael! Yay! Michael! …remember when he was in Star Trek Enterprise? Yeah, those were the good days… …nevermind.
Oh! I remember now, Jewel is on the show now! Remember when she was on Firefly? Now that’s was a good show… but I digress… again.
Starship firefight, secret rescue mission to save Tayla, more explosions, baby delivered on wraith ship, everyone escapes and Samantha gets fired… whoops! Spoiler!
Episode Stats:
- Aliens Encountered: Wraith
- Atlantis City Flythrough Footage: 1
- Dream Sequences: 1
- Planets visited: 1
Short Summary:
SG1 finds a bounty hunter and he has a sense of humor. Oh, and a lying complex. Despite all his faults, deep down, he is a good person… … … right. Whatever.
Episode Stats:
- Aliens Encountered: Humanoid Race, Tok'ra
- Planets visited: 1
Short Summary:
Oh my goodness, it’s another freaking alternate reality. Good grief, as if the time travel one wasn’t bad enough. So, so, so… …so many unanswered questions. Blah!
Short Summary:
SG1 encounters an extremely intelligence race of humans which have an interesting concept of knowledge.They don’t sleep, they don’t appear to do much eating and they have nanites in their brains. They use their nanites to gather knowledge and then remove them to spread the knowledge to the rest of their people. The children become infant-like when the nanites are removed. This works great for the Orbanians, but SG1 can’t accept this, so they attempt to mettle with the planet’s society.
Fortunately, there are no casualties in this episode. In fact, there isn’t even a firefight. Happy ending for all to enjoy. Invite the whole family to this episode.
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SG1 comes in contact with some dead bodies and Daniel starts to hear strange voices in the locker room… … …no comment. Jackson then begins to see people as if they were dead and decaying. But we all knew Daniel Jackson was a bit off his rocker. Daniel continues to hallucinate and is eventually moved to a mental ward.
Of course, Daniel’s problem is seen to be a side effect of gate travel and the government decides that maybe they should shut down the gate program… again… *rolls eyes*
Episode Stats and Links:
- Plan to Shutdown the Gate Program: 1
Short Summary:
This episode starts off with a ceremony of congratulations for the Stargate teams. As O’Neil begins to speak he is transported away to the Asgard ship. Turns out the Goa’uld have a list of “protected planets” and the Asgard might possibly be able to get Earth included in the list. To do this, however, Earth has to invite over three of the greatest Goa’uld System Lords to hold negotiations.
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When a Goa’uld named Seth is thought to be on Earth SG1 has to hunt him down. As it turns out Seth is not only easy to track down, but also a cult leader. SG1 takes off to catch him, but as it turns out the FBI is also after Seth, fortunately, all it takes is one call to the president and O’Neil is in charge of the whole operation. Poor FBI guy is zinged by just about everyone. In the end SG1 saves the day and everyone ones.
Teal’c’s Joke: A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard’s eyes glow. The Horus guard’s beak glistens. The Setesh guard’s nose drips.
Episode Stats and Links:
- Aliens Encountered: Goa'uld
- Gateworld Episode Link: http://www.gateworld.net/sg1/s3/302.shtml
- IMDB Page: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0709167/
- MGM Episodes Page: http://stargate.mgm.com/seasons.php?series=1&season=3
- Teal'c laughs: 1
- Teal'c tells a joke: 1
Short Summary:
Part two of “Out of Mind” (the season 2 finale). SG1 has been captured by Hathor. Teal’c tries to get rally his people against the Goa’uld. Several SG teams attempt to rescue SG1 after learning their whereabouts from their allies the Tok’ra.
Episode Stats:
- Aliens Encountered: Goa'uld, Tok'ra, Jaffa
- Gateworld Episode Link: http://www.gateworld.net/sg1/s3/301.shtml
- General Hammond goes off world: 1
- IMDB Page: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0709109/
- MALPs used: 1
- MGM Episodes Page: http://stargate.mgm.com/seasons.php?series=1&season=3
- Planets visited: 2
- SG1 Members infected by Goa'uld: Jack